Stupid Laws

North Carolina

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. WTF

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. Arrest me, I broke a law.

California

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Oh yah, real intelligent.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Lucky my friend doesn't live in California.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. I have actually seen someone do this. It was very funny.

Chico, California
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. That's all fine and dandy, but who's going to be left to fine the guy.

Los Angelous, California
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. "without her consent" While your at it dear why don't you stab me through the heart.

Pacific Grove , California
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. Aw man, that means I'm reduced to jacking off.

Texas

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. "Tomorrow I'm to cut your stomach open and play with your guts".

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Oh the insanity.

Houston , Texas
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. "Sorry officer I forgot you couldn't but beer at 1AM on Sunday nights."

Lubbock County, Texas
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. There are people who will kill for alcohol, but that's a little extreme.

Texarkana, Texas
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. This I have got to see.

New York

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Another intelligent statement.

New York, New York

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. Guess who's going to New York.

South Carolina

A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. I didn't know railroads had legs.

Connecticut
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. I have read a book about someone who attempted this, it wasn't pretty.

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. But what if the pickle is relish?

The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. Oh, the discrimination. LOL.

Florida

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. "God damn it Spike, you know how much I hate it when you shove needles up my ass, and don't you dare roll up in a ball when I'm talking to you!"

Daytona Beach, Florida
Sec. 18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by property owner or by city at owner's expense; notice and hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds, trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents, vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is hereby prohibited. Just too freaking long.

The molestation of trash cans is banned. People do that?

Pensacola, Florida
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. I don't have a problem with any of this except for the part about "beautification utensils." What are we? The most politically correct nation in the world? :)

WHAT'S WITH THAT CRAP?